Grow the Duck Up

In case you were wondering "duck" is the F bomb in our house. Cute, no?

If you are 30 or over and...

•  ... start every story with "this one time, i was so high..." 
• ...spend every weekend cruising the bars for hoes...
• ... spend every weekend BEING the hoe the guys are cruising for...
• ... are sharing a cellphone plan with your parents...
• ...still talk about crazy college (or worse, high school) parties...
• ...spend all day playing video games...
• ...gel your hair up like a tool...
• ...hoe yourself out for attention...
• ...call your parents to deal with legal/bank/car issues...
• ...laugh at men or women who are faithful to their spouses...
• ...get whinny and cry for attention every time something goes wrong...
• ...yell at people when trying to get your point across...
• ...have an issue talking with someone of a different ethnicity/background/sexual orientation....
• ...play the blame game every time you mess up...
• ...have said "nuh-uh" while arguing with someone this year...
• ...think typing 80085 on a calculator is funny....
• ...try to make your partner jealous of someone...

...you need to grow up.

There are things that are fun and youthful, and then there are things that take you away from your responsibilities, or just plain retarted that make you go "...really?"


I love being silly and youthful! Of course I'm only 21... but still. There is nothing wrong with getting a balloon just because, or racing to the car, coloring with crayons, etc. But this stuff is different. I feel like its obvious enough that I can stop writing and go to bed.